So, it's my fourth day of work, and I'm working through my lunch so I can leave early to come home and then head off to a freshman football game.
The phone rings, I answer, "This is Kelly, can I help you?"
I hear, "Uh, mom?"
I knew it wasn't going to be good. It's my senior...calling from the principal's office. He got a "green slip." The child has never been in trouble at school. EVER. First time he's been in the office.
He dropped his wallet in the hallway, bent over to pick it up, and said "piece of shit wallet" because his debit card fell out of it. The principal was standing behind him.
He ended up with four lunch detentions where he sits for 30 minutes alone. That was so he didn't get after school detention, miss football practice, and not be able to play in Friday's game against our biggest rivals. I am assuming he'll have to sit out a few plays on Friday.
I guess he did learn one thing from me, though I shouldn't be proud - he's learned to cuss like a drunken sailor when he's irritated or annoyed. And yet, my lessons on hydroplaning, and other worthwhile words of wisdom seems to have fallen on deaf ears.
Hey, but I did tell him, "No cussing. One of these days, you're going to let it slip, and then you'll be in trouble."
Did I call that one or what?
Really, I don't know why everyone doesn't have a dozen or more kids.
He ended up getting an after school detention instead. The assistant principal claimed that he scammed her into the lunchtime detentions. I guess the football coach is punishing him by making him run extra at practice for one week.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, the punishment was a bit out there. They'd probably tarred and feathered him if he said something worse than shit.